I am tearing up!
I am still laughing, dude! I think my favorite part is how you said "Bitch Smack!" You can seriously make a sound-bit of that one, and it would still be awesome. I am reminded a little of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac in this cartoon, and that's alright by me! Keep up the good work!
I especially like the detail on the man's face, and such a variety of expressions shows you did hard work on this.